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Monday, January 06, 2025

The Tidewater Tales (1987) by John Barth

 1,001 Novels: A Library of America
The Tidewater Tales (1987)
by John Barth
Cheaspeake Bay, Virginia
Virginia: 12/17

  AND I'M BACK!!!!

   This 600 page plus BEHEMOTH of a novel took me over a month to complete.  It really had me thinking about the novel as an artform and the various ways audiences and publishers collaborate to fix the form of a novel.  It also reminded me of the discourse surrounding Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace and whether it might be the worst book ever.  Frankly it is hard to imagine the literary world where this book was launched.  It's about a waspish couple who take their sail boat around the Chesapeake Bay for a couple weeks.  It is loosely structured around the idea of Scheherazade  and 1,001 Nights but it was so tedious trying to really figure what was happening I felt content to just drift along.  There was a lot about the female partner's prior marriage to a would-be Maryland politician.  There were several chapters detailing the travel of various named sperm on a race to fertilize the egg of the female half of the couple on the boat.  There is a sub-plot about the death of a probably CIA operative in the Chesapeake Bay and plenty about the family history of the couple.

    It's a very waspy affair and in that sense it's a welcome break from the middle and working class perspectives of most of the books in this chapter.  Something I took for granted before I started this project was the idea that literary fiction is written from the perspective of literary PEOPLE, now I understand this whole world both of proletarian and middle class fiction where the characters don't give a hoot about books let alone literary culture.  

  

Friday, December 20, 2024

Last Post of the Year!

 Last Post of the Year!


  I'm proud of the way this blog has endured (for close to two decades at this point!)  The 1,001 Novels: A Library of America project has been a huge boost for this blog.  I started in June of 2023 and 18 months later I've finished Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachussets, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland and Washington DC with Virginia, North Carolina and South Carolina partially complete. I figure I'm something like 25 percent of the way through.  There have been many many many coming-of-age type books written from the perspective of adolescent girls and not enough older books but I've found it a valuable exercise.  Certainly, the domestic fiction is a good change from the fiction in translation and more esoteric titles I tend to prefer if left to my own devices. 

   2025 promises more of the same!  I will certainly wrap up the Virginia/North Carolina/South Carolina chapter in early 2025, then I will be moving on to both Pennsylvania and Georgia- two chapters at once for 2025.  Beyond that a recent career update means less driving and therefore fewer Audiobooks so enjoy the Audiobook heavy content of next year before it goes the way of my local music coverage.

   See everyone next year!!! Hope all my readers had a great one!  Thanks for reading.

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Mobility (2023) by Lydia Kiesling

 Audiobook Review
Mobility (2023)
by Lydia Kiesling

  I checked the Audiobook of Mobility, the 2023 novel by American author Lydia Kieling after seeing it described as "the perfect novel for the Baku climate summit" in the New York Times last month.  I was intrigued at the idea that an American author, a woman, no less, had written a novel that was at least partially set in Baku- which sounded far more interesting than the usual:  books written about women struggling to live in America, either dealing with abusive fathers, husbands or partners, struggling with issues surrounding family, career and child-birth.   That is, in my experience, an accurate description of 90% of literary fiction written by American women.  My literary travels through the United States via the 1,001 Novels: A Library of America project have left me with a profound lack of interest in the issues surrounding raising children in the USA.   Both in books in my experiences in real life it seems simply insane how OBSESSED "normal" parents are with every aspect of their child and its development, this despite the fact that basically every child is exactly the same (don't tell this to a parent!)

   Mobility, on the other hand is picaresque with a young woman, Elizabeth (or "Bunny" as she is known as an adolescent).  When we meet her she is a shy teen, the daughter of an American diplomat posted to Baku close to the end of the Soviet era.  Mobility follows her life as a young and then middle aged adult, where she works her way up the ladder of a privately owned "Energy Services" company while trying to navigate adult relationships and her Mom, who kind of falls apart after a divorce from her diplomat father.   It's not heavy lifting but it is nice to read about a female protagonist who has her act together.

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

1,001 Novels Chapter Five: Blues & Bayous, Deltas and Coasts

 1,001 Novels Chapter Five: 
Blues & Bayous, Deltas and Coasts
Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida

   I'm running so far ahead on Audiobooks vs. Physical books that I thought it made sense to open up the next two chapters at the same time to take that into account.  Chapter five is distinctly the Southeast.  I'm surprised that Chapters Four and Five aren't reversed, since it makes sense to finish off the Atlantic United States before moving inland, which is what editor Susan Straight did.  I think that there is a strong argument for an alternative arrangements which would have gone from Chapter 2, New York/New Jersey to Chapter 3, Pennsylvania/Delaware/Maryland/DC instead of doing Delaware/Maryland/DC/Virginia /North Carolina/South Carolina.

  Besides stops at the Miami airport, brief trips to the Atlanta area to see family as a child and a post-graduation college road trip that saw a stop in New Orleans (where I got food poisoning and spent all night throwing up), I have no experiences with any of these states.  During visits to Nashville I've pondered a drive to northern Alabama, home of Muscle Shoals and NASA, but that is a tough sell.  Similarly I've thought about driving south from Nashville to Mississippi and non-New Orleans Louisiana but it doesn't seem likely to happen in my current lifetime. 

   Maybe this chapter will change my mind!

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

1,001 Novels Chapter Four: Mountain Home & Hollows, Smokies & Ozarks

 1,001 Novels Chapter Four:
 Mountain Home & Hollows, Smokies & Ozarks:
Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Missouri and Arkansas

   I have finished all the available Audiobooks for 1,001 Novels Chapter Three (Delaware, DC, Maryland, Virginia, North and South Carolina).  Now I'm opening up the next chapter, which covers Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Missouri and Arkansas.  It's the first chapter in the 1,001 Novels: A Library in America project that doesn't feel organic.  Chapter one was New England, chapter two was New York/NJ and chapter three handles the Southern Atlantic up to Georgia.   Chapter four, on the other hand, blends the Northeast Urban center of Philadelphia with the heavy Appalachian vibes of West Virginia and Kentucky and then appends Tennessee, Missouri and Arkansas.  On the map, it makes sense, I guess but culturally it seems far from distinct.  Looking ahead I do see the very first repeat author- Tobias Wolff, who represented New Jersey with The Final Club and remerges in Pennsylvania with Old School.  It is hard to figure how Wolff would be the first and not Colson Whitehead or Philip Roth, but here we are.     


  I don't have very strong connections to any of these locations.  Both my parents come from St. Louis, Missouri, so I travelled back there a decent amount as a young child but only twice since college.  I've been to Nashville escorting my partner, who had a client there for close to a decade.  As part of that experience we've rented a car and driven around the area, up to and over the Kentucky border.  I went to Philadelphia as part of my junior high trip to the Washington DC area, then we drove through Amish country on the way to DC, but that is the extent of my experience in PA.   I have never been to Arkansas.  I have a plan that involves a trip to Arkansas and Oklahoma via flying into Dallas, but I'm not sure I'll ever make it.

  It looks like the Audiobooks are going to be running months ahead of the physical books, so it makes sense to expand in two directions at once.

Monday, December 16, 2024

My Name is Barbra (2023) by Barbra Streisand

 Audiobook Review
My Name is Barbra (2023)
by Barbra Streisand 

  It is hard to do justice to the 48 hour long Audiobook of Barbra Streisand's autobiography. It is important for a prospective listener to know that the narrator is none other than Barbra Streisand herself AND that many of her recordings are used when they are mentioned in the reading.  The listener learns many, many things about Streisand and I'm sure that is the case whether you are an ardent fan or someone who only knows her as a pop-culture reference point (me).   Begin with her troubled relationship with her only surviving parent (her Dad died when she was a young child), her Mom.   Streisand and her Mom do not have a great relationship which is a frequent theme early in the book and continues to be a surprisingly robust sense of ire all the way through to the end.  Streisand delves heavily into her emotional relationship with Virginia Clinton, Bill Clinton's Mom, in the same chapter she is lambasting her own Mother for skipping her big Las Vegas anniversary show, Streisand is in her late 50's in this chapter.

   Next is her status as an actress, not a singer and later as an actress/director/producer, not a singer.  It's hard to overstate Streisand's lack of interest in her singing career despite it being her voice that leads her to nearly immediate fame as a teenager.  Streisand is not a song writer, nor an arranger of music, so most of the stuff about her singing are details about her relationships with different writers, arrangers and producers. As a result, those looking for some insight about music career might leave disappointed.  On the other hand, those interested in hearing about every damn details about every film she has ever made- get excited!

Thursday, December 12, 2024

House of Leaves (2000) by Mark Danielewski

 1,001 Novels: A Library of America
House of Leaves (2000)
by Mark Danielewski
Rappahannock, Virginia
Virginia 11/17

  Hard pass on the idea of re-reading this 800 pager.  It's the first cross-over book in this chapter between the 1,001 Novels: A Library of America project and the 1,001 Books to Read Before You Die list. 



Published 5/1/18
House of Leaves (2000)
by Mark Danielewski


   Like Donnie Darko or Infinite JestHouse of Leaves is a love it or hate it proposition, an 800+ page book containing a half dozen different narrative voices, typefaces, page layouts and the most footnotes in a novel I've ever seen outside of the aforementioned Infinite Jest, which, now that I think about it, used end-notes, not footnotes.   The two major narratives in House of Leaves are about a purported documentary film about a house that contains infinite space inside of it AND a story, told in the footnotes, of a late 20th century LA hipster type who discovers the manuscript about the documentary film in the bedsit of a Bukoswski like deceased hobo.

  I was astonished- astonished- to learn for the first time of this book via the 1001 Books project. Not because I particularly liked it or anything like that, but just that it very much seems like something someone I know would have read or told me about.  It may be simply that it was published at a time- I was in law school in 2001- when I wasn't really tracking on new books.   The copy I read- a 2nd edition, is the cleaned up, big budget version that includes not only the novel but a companion piece, called The Whalestoe Letters, which are letters written by the institutionalized mother of the LA hipster type who authors one of the two major narratives in the book.

  At times, the "infinite house" at the center of House of Leaves, and the explorations within, seem to comment on the eccentricities of post-modern criticism: People wandering around in an infinite darkness, unable to derive any specific meaning from their experience.   Such postmodern fuckery was hardly novel in 2000, when House of Leaves was published, but Danielewski brings a certain counter-cultural swagger that obviously appealed to the readers who made it such a cult hit. 

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

The Southern Book Club Guide to Slaying Vampires (2020) by Grady Hendrix

1,001 Novels: A Library of America
 The Southern Book Club Guide to Slaying Vampires (2020)
 by Grady Hendrix 
Mount Pleasant, South Carolina
South Carolina: 7/14

  I hadn't heard of author Grady Hendrix before I read his book so I didn't know until after that Hendrix is a writer of what you might call horror-comedy.   Based on the title and the opening chapter I had assumed this was going to be some kind of cozy mystery/comic novel cross-over but as it turns out the horror is taken quite seriously and as I progressed to the business end of the vampire hunting there were several truly horrific scenes:  An old woman eaten alive by rats,  a book club member raped by the suspected vampire and a method of vampire feeding that involve suckling on to the inner thigh of the victim.   These Charlestonians aren't part of the planter aristocracy or the South of Broad professional set, rather they are a bunch of housewives in the traditional sense of that word- five women who do  not work outside of the home and have dedicated their lives to raiding children and taking care of their thankless husbands.

 The issue is, of course, that no one takes their warnings seriously forcing them into a DIY vampire hunt.   The South Carolina stuff is pretty muted- it's clear from the accents of the characters that this book takes place somewhere in the suburban south, but it could have been anywhere.  

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

The Looming Tower (2006) by Richard Wright

 New York Times 100 Best Books of the 21st Century(#55)
The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11 (2006)
by Richard Wright

   The Looming Tower is a non-fiction account of the "road to 9-11."  It landed at #55  on the New York Times 100 Best Books of the 21st Century list and unsurprisingly it isn't a very popular Audiobook.  I did find the story interesting, specifically the way Al-Qaeda arose from a bunch of stuff that had literally nothing to do with the United States- the Egyptian repression of Islamists that led to the further radicalization of the incarcerated, the history of Saudi Arabia and the role of Bin Laden's dad in developing the infrastructure of that country and of course the fervent US support of the very same Jihadis who became our worst enemies after 9/11 but were our friends during the war in Afghanistan.

  Another theme that emerges is just how kooky Bin Laden and his obsession with hitting the United States were in the context of the global movement for jihad.  Many of Bin Laden's own people thought he was out to lunch and other US targets:  The Taliban and Saddam Hussein to name two, were only peripherally involved and on-board with Bin Laden's dramatic plans.   The other side of the coin is Wright's investigation of the failure of United States intelligence to disrupt and prevent 9/11.  Here, I was reading as a criminal defense attorney who knows a lot about law enforcement and I finished The Looming Tower with the conviction that, yes, more could have been done particularly in the area of collaboration between the FBI and CIA which was prevented for some reason I still don't understand.  On the other hand, it's hard to prevent an attack that no one had even conceptualized before it happened.   Wright is able to point to scattered foreshadowing but there really was very little to hone on before the attacks occurred.

  

Monday, December 09, 2024

The Invention of Wings (2014) by Sue Monk Kidd

 1,001 Novels: A Library of America
The Invention of Wings (2014)
by Sue Monk Kidd
Charleston, South Carolina
South Carolina: 6/14

  I've finished all the audiobooks from the Delaware to South Carolina chapter of the 1,001 Books project, so I'll be moving on to Pennsylvania in one direction and Georgia in the other- fewer than half of the books on this list have Audiobook editions so I suspect I'll be done with all the Audiobooks from this list months and years before I finished reading the rest.   The Invention of Wings is a based-on-a-true-story about the abolitionist daughter of a South Carolina slave-owning plantation family and her relationship with her slave-maid, Handful.  Both characters assume narrating duties, meaning The Invention of Wings takes 14 hours to tell a seven hour story.   The abolitionist daughter, Sarah Grimke is based on a real person with the same biography.

   It's a pretty boring story, to be honest- with no sex (Grimke lives and dies a virgin) and little violence for a book that theoretically chronicles the slave holding society of South Carolina.  The plot even includes a slave revolt, and the resultant violence is limited to one oblique hanging.  I'm pretty sure that is not how that went down. 

   

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