Say "HI" to Jay Cutler in Hawaii, Bro.

Sure, he has a Super Bowl ring, and our coach is Norv Turner, but a sweet win is a sweet win.

Kathy Griffin Doesn't Knock the Dicks out of Anderson Cooper's Mouth

Kathy Griffin to Anderson Cooper, "I don't come down to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth." Awkward.

2008 Top 7 International Organized Crime Entities

1. The Sinaloa Cartel AKA "The Federation;" Whether it's bribing cabinet level officials in Mexican law enforcement, decapitating rivals or shipping meth straight to new york city, there is no doubt that the Sinaloa Cartel is the number one spot in this top ten. In the last two months Sinaloa operatives have been arrested in Peru, Argentina, India & Australia. They mean business.

2. Somalian Pirates: Anytime you get multiple navies summoned to deal with your situation, that's a good fucking year.

3. Lashkar-e-Taiba: The Pakistani anti-Indian Kashmiri paramilitary/advocacy group/terrorist entity swipes the top Arab/Muslim world list from Al Queda for the first time ever with their outrageous Mumbai antics. Could be number one next year in the event of an Indian/Pakistani war.

4. General Laurent Nkunda Militia (Congo): Africa's second entry is renegade Congan general Nkunda. While putatively a member of the army in Congo, he is also a huge thief and a warlord.

5. The Russian State: Theoretically not an organized crime entity, but rather a sovereign goverment, the Russians behave with all the subtlety of a mafia hit man. War over Georgia, check. Forced nationalization of major industries, check.

6. The Mongols: Major LA area bust put them in the headlines in the Western U.S.

7. The Gulf Cartel: Mexcio's OTHER enormous Cartel, locked in a bloody, bloody, bloody battle with Sinaloa cartel.

Chainsaw Death in the News

Have a safe holiday, ok?

SAN DIEGO — A 64-year-old man who had been trimming a tree with a chain saw at his home in unincorporated El Cajon was killed Monday afternoon.

Herbert Ranney Webster was in the tree cutting branches with the electric saw at the house on Sundale Road off Jamacha Road about 1:15 p.m., officials said.

When his wife went to check on him, she found him lying under the tree bleeding profusely, officials with the Medical Examiner's Office said.

Paramedics performed CPR, but Webster died before being taken to a hospital.

The death has been ruled accidental.

(SAN DIEGO UNION TRIBUNE)

Cue Anti-Immigration Crazies

Mexican wanted in sexual-assault cases arrested

A Mexican national with a history of immigration violations and arrests has been taken into custody as a suspect in a series of sexual assaults, authorities said Tuesday.

Carlos Ceron Salazar, 30, was booked into jail Monday in San Diego on suspicion of assault with intention to commit rape, mayhem and sexual battery in connection with an attack in December 2006 on a woman jogging at Miramar Lake, San Diego police said.

While Salazar was at the Vista jail, officials ran a routine immigration check and found that he had extensive violations. Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman Lauren Mack said he had multiple apprehensions and had been deported or voluntarily returned to Mexico 10 times.

(SAN DIEGO UNION TRIBUNE)

Exhibit A. How bad law gets made.

Open up the comments section, san diego u-t.

Tony Romo, Let Me Lick Your Hot Tears of FAILURE

When the Cowboys lose, America wins.