No POLICE reunion at Coachella!!!

i am going to go against the conventional wisdom here and say that the Police ARE NOT going to re-unite @ Coachella this year. I know the pre-sale password is "roxanne"; but i don't think it's a "done deal" or that an offer has been accepted either in principle or fact. update monday!!! I think it's more likely that the pre-sale password is a transparent attempt to fool indie blogger nation(and-if you read stereogum, it's working!)